What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do women like watching men sucking men?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?